Verse 1

I don't want to go home for Christmas this year.

I don't want to see my family.

I just want to stay at school for this winter break.

I just want to stay at school with my best friend, Ron.



REFRAIN 1:

Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess

Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll play Wizard Chess this Christmas.



Verse 2:

Ron's mom sent him a nice package of presents.

She sent me a nice big sweater.

I got a mysterious gift from my dead dad.

It was an invisibility cloak, how rad.



REFRAIN 2: 

Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas being invisible.

Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll be invisible this Christmas.



REFRAIN 1:

Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess.

Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll play Wizard Chess this christmas.

Oh, yeah.