Sitting in the corner, cookin' up a ruse
laughing with the hard skin, drinkin' lodsa booze
along comes the old bill, stingking up the drum
talking fuckin bollooks, talking out is bum
law and order - up your arse
you make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce
Accusing us of this, accusing us of that 
fuckin' stupid bastard, pork soratchin' twat
you're down the road johnny, fuckin sort him out
if you need some mucle, give the boys a shout
fuckin sort it