Well, I'm gonna take you where I come from, yeah
It's a place with no heart, a place without pity
It's a place that's called the Mystery City

Hey!
We're gonna take a ride to the Mystery City
We're not coming back so buy a one way ticket oh yeah!
We're leaving right now for the Mystery City
Got no heart, don't want no pity

Hey little girl, you'll love it there
Just backcomb your hair, let's get outta here
We can't stay here, this is nowhere
New boys waiting for you everywhere there

We're gonna take a ride to the Mystery City
We're not coming back so buy a one way ticket oh yeah!
We're leaving right now for the Mystery City
Got no heart, don't want no pity

There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen
She's waiting for me down in Mystery City
There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen
She's waiting for me down in Mystery City
Down in Mystery City, down in Mystery City

I knew you'd call this a paradice, dear
People judge you by the clothes you wear
Well, it's a wham bam gangbang everynight there
I tell you everywhere else is just nowhere!

There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen
She's waiting for me down in Mystery City

Oh, there's a million girls waiting for me
Down in Mystery City, I don't care
A million girls, million curls,
million pearls, million turds
Waiting for me