One day I have ham and bacon
And the next day it ain't nothing shakin'
And it ain't noboady's business if I do what I do

Me and my babe oh we fuss and fight
And the next minute, yea everything is alright
And it ain't nobody's business what we do
(Cause that's all private stuff)

One day I think I'm going crazy
And the next day I'm laid back and lazy
And it ain't nobody's business if I do

One day I might take a notion
To go right down and jump in the ocean
And it ain't nobody's business if I do