Lay me out or lay me down
Fell asleep on your balcony 
I’m around if you’re still out
I’ll be there, I’ll be anything 

Who cares? I’m not, like, the smartest 
I’m right here, don’t get me started
Who cares? I’m keeping you honest
I’m right here, don’t get me started

All our friends are having kids
I’m still out, I’m still getting wasted
I’m around, let's sleep in
Keep me out, just don’t keep me waiting

Who cares? I’m not, like, the smartest 
I’m right here, don’t get me started
Who cares? I’m keeping you honest
I’m right here, don’t get me started

Passing me a light, whats wrong with passing time?
I want to hear you promise
Passing up a ride, I’m passing out outside
You can be honest
You can be honest

Who cares? I’m not, like, the smartest 
I’m right here, don’t get me started
Who cares? I’m keeping you honest
I’m right here, don’t get me started
Who cares? I’m not, like, the smartest 
I’m right here, don’t get me started
Who cares? I’m keeping you honest
I’m right here, don’t get me started.