(feat. Chris Elliot)



[Chris Elliot: "Get a Life"]

Look at this face, what do you see?

Look at it Dad, what do you see?

What do you see?  Say it, say it!

Uhh ayuahh it's a face!

Yeah but what kind of face?

Uhh, pale.. pasty.. psychotic

No Dad!

It's a neatly chiseled, well groomed, drop dead handsome face!



[violin music starts]

Sparkles - professional male model..

Sparkles - professional male model..



[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!

[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!

[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

[1:] You must 1: You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

[1:] You you You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

[1:] You must 1: You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate



[Chris Elliot]

I'm gonna become, a male model

I'm like a rough diamond that just needs a little polishing, that's all

And that's exactly what Handsome Boy Modeling School's gonna do for me



[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!

[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate ..

[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate ..



[3:] Handsome Boy Modeling School wants handsome fellas

to train to become successful male models.

Bring your beautiful face, and a check for $60



[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!

[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!

[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!