WOMEN

I gotta get out

I gotta get out

I gotta get out

How'd i get in this slammer

This cooler

This big dollhouse!



MATRON

Alright, ladies, welcome to the "Big Dollhouse!" For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention, think of me as a mother... one who eats her young!



VELMA

Locked up with all these 

Lowlife women



EDNA

And horizontal stripes 

Ain't exactly slimmin'



AMBER

Is there anybody here 

Who can dry clean my blouse?



MATRON

It's the maid's day off



ALL

In the big oollhouse



LI'L INEZ

Lady justice,

Where have you gone?



EDNA

Îîí, wilbur, check,

I think i left the iron on!



VELMA

Did you see corny laughing? 

I could murder that louse!



MATRON

Honey, that'll getcha life



HOOKERS

In the big dollhouse



ALL

Big house!



VELMA

Locked up here in the pen



ALL

Big house!



AMBER

No phone!



EDNA

No food!



MOTORMOUTH 

No men! 



EDNA 

I need a conjugal visit 

From my loving spouse 



MATRON 

Honey, just drop the soap 



ALL 

In The Big Dollhouse 



EDNA (to Matron) 

Yoo hoo, 

My stomach's a little sour 

I haven't had food 

In over an hour 



MATRON 

You just had a pizza, 

Six burgers, a mouse! 



ALL 

There's no food left 

In the big dollhouse 



VELMA 

Hey, matron, 

I have got to complain 



HOOKER 

Mira, mami, don't i know you 

From 1st and main? 



VELMA 

Eek, call my attorneys 

Lipshitz and strauss 

I gotta get sprung 

From the big dollhouse 



ALL 

Big house! 



LITTLE INEZ 

No fair! 



EDNA 

No food! 



PENNY 

No fun! 



ALL 

Big house! 



MOTORMOUTH 

And our fight had just begun 

'Cause it's freedom's flame 

Velma'd like to douse 

So we must break out of this 



ALL 

Big Dollhouse 



TRACY 

Penny, i can't take 

All this waiting 

I've lost my man 

Plus, my hair's deflating! 



PENNY 

Well Tracy, 

I hate to grumble or grouse 



ALL (screaming at Tracy) 

But it's your fault that we're in 

This big dollhouse!! 



BEATNIK CHICK 

Hey, cool it, ladies 

No need to shout 

And don't ya got an old man 

To bail you out? 



VELMA 

Ha! Her daddy's a pervert, 

A loser, a souse! 



EDNA (pawing Velma) 

Well, it's iust us girls 

In the big dollhouse 



ALL 

Big house! 



AMBER 

God, i'm too young to fry! 



ALL 

Big house! 



EDNA 

I'm busting out! 



MOTORMOUTH 

Girl, so am i! 



ALL 

Lady justice, hear my plea 

'Cause the big dollhouse 

The big dollhouse 

The big dollhouse 

Ain't big enough for me! 

For me! 

For me! 



EDNA 

For me!!!