Debaser of ancient debacles

Shattered worlds, twisted fables

Dark soothsayer of worlds unclean

Black blood boils as I vent my spleen

Obliteration

My destiny

A worm-gnawed skull

Stares back at me

The death it shall give you

Your means to be free

Sweet non-existence

Ends a life of slavery



When all things have happened what can there be left?

Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?

Why can't the darkness be part of the light?

Who's got the strength left to fight? [x2]



Life's many pleasures are soon sure to bore

Whether you build bombs or live as a whore

Hated of one's self is always the forge

Bloated protrusions of gurgling gorge

Life is your penance and your the reward

Life is your penance and your the reward



When all things have happened what can there be left?

Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?

Why can't the darkness be part of the light?

Who's got the strength left to fight? [x2]



Smashing bloody laws

The Uber Klaw

The gaping maw

We share this fate

It's life's one law



The younger the soul then the sweeter the taste

The meter of peter forms thick bouillabaisse

Vomit it spews into destinies hole

Wretchedly ravage your skull is my bowl

Mysteries murdered, I mean to offend

Edicts and ethos the rifts that I rend

Stripping the dripping that never can end

Manfully mauling the ham-crank that I bend

These are my words! This is the law!

Summon the power of The Uber Klaw!

Chaos and carnage are all that I see

Give me a minute, I'll start World War III

The Uber Klaw rises it was made to rule

The subjects they marvel and mutter and drool

For genocide it is my favorite tool

So always remember, bring your guns to school



Smashing bloody laws

The Uber Klaw

The gaping maw

We share this fate

It's life's one law



Why do we struggle, why do we fear death? [x4]

The Uber Klaw!