We came and we conquered all that we saw

Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw



Before I take my leave of earth

There's some things I'd like off my chest

A final chance to set things straight

And leave no room to guess



How to conquer cursed things

After Gwar has retreated

To ensure the destiny

We'll see the pigs defeated



For it seems fate had decreed

That we soon shall be parted

And I'll leave you with a chance

To win the war we started



From the dirt we made your race grow

The first word you spoke

We saw the law that rules

Your lives is just a joke



You make me laugh, far from criminal

Its crap, thou shall not steal

Come on get real

Do what you will, do as you feel



We came and conquered

By beating all that we saw

And do what thy wilt be

The whole of the law



What will you do

When we are gone?

Though through with you

We'll carry on



We came and we conquered all that we saw

Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw



Priests are raping choir boys

Cops are paid to kill

Doctors spreading SIDS disease

Every time you take a pill



The courts are run by liars

Judges are more fun on fire

And their boss is even worse

Politicians lies we curse



From the turd we made your race

From the first words you spoke

We saw the law that rule

Your lives is just a joke



We came, we conquered all we saw

Now here's a parting shot for you

Here's a parting shot for you

Here's a parting shot for you



Your God's long dead

So don't waste your time

On overzealous hypocrites

Who call chaos a crime



Eat the rich

Kill the poor

Worship always

Your masters, Gwar



Never trust your parents

Especially when they're older

Always use a beer koozie

It keeps it that much colder



To all this and ten times more

I'll make sure that we stop on tour

And get you up to date with Gwar

We curse the earth forever more



From the, the dirt we made your race

From the first words you spoke

We saw the law that rule

Your lives is just a...



We came and we conquered all that we saw

So here's a parting shot for you

There's a parting shot for you

Here's a parting shot for you

Right across your fucking jaw