Cunningly carved in a manner frilly
 To my design it was created
 No deviation was tolerated
 My Gilded Lily he think he funny
 My Gilded Lily he worth cash money
 My Gilded Lily he made me a smarty
 I wore my Lily to all the right party go!


 I was the envy of all the horde
 I proclaimed myself overlord
 My Gilded Lily gives all this and more
 I puked my guts all over the floor


 I found the entertainment banal, so,
 Thru trenches of flesh we carved a canal
 Lead harlequin then drew his last
 He held a bejeweled theatrical mask
 The door heaved and then exploded
 We split the bill and drove home loaded
 When we got there the paint was peeling
 We rose on Jell-o cubes to the ceiling


 I wear the Lily
 Gaily festooned in a manner silly
 Draped in apparel
 I bathe in the smell


 I gild the lily
 Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly
 I wear the Lily
 When I party with Milli Vanilli


 And soon the pleasure barges
 Rolled with the sun, pleasantly bloated,
 We mingled as one amidst debris of
 Debauchery I looked for Lily and just found me


 And all the while Gilded Lily faded
 Though it was the best I'd created
 But Gilded Lily was still in place
 It made a mockery of my face
 And delivered to us a surprise


 The hulking mass of what we despised
 Which lurched away as we moved to snuff it
 And we delivered a princely buffet
 Soon the continent split asunder
 And the radios blared to the blunder
 My Gilded Lily expanded while spinning
 That's when I realized we were winning
 Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons
 We piled up, peeled out, veered off, lashed out
 and then we were gone