Big Bang was a theory

But now I pose a query

But my query's like a question

Unlike a man who picked his jeans


Darwin started with crustations

Add a dose of fornications

sprouting trees, swinging tails

and banana peeling feet


Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory

Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees

Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans

Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease


I've got a primate with a gun

Taylor'd better run

It looks like an A-1

And an illegal one

But I've seen it in a movie

It appears to be bologna

a society of monkeys

using humans like a slave


Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory

Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees

Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans

Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease

Primate Camp - Da-Da-Da-Darwin had his theory

Primate Camp - From the oceans through the trees

Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans

Primate Camp - Spreading virus and 


Primate Camp! [x4]

(Primate Camp) [x2]


Dr. Zaus the physician

and Zera pose a question

With a chromosome a missing

Can he reason, think, and speak?

Before I go much further

They like committing murder

On horseback in the future

Guess it's part of their mystic


Now I'm straying from the topic

My nuts are microscopic

When I racked them on the goose neck back in 1972

Musta been a dreaming

Cuz the people payed to see 'em

From a jungle, to museum

I believe this be a zoo

Or a Primate Camp