poor lame 

bo- 

zos 

I feel 

so-o-o 

sad 

for all 

the 

Sams, 

Stans, Dans, Dukes, 

dudes, duds, Buds, 

Bobs, Robs, Randys, 

Mandys, Maggies, mar- 

rieds, Marys, Garys, 

Gabbys, crabbies, Cabs, 

Babses, Sabus and 

Beaus 

as they all 

LOVE 

one another 

and 

DIE