1, 2, 3, 4 

His merchandise is sublime 

But don't laugh at the Ha Ha man 

While you were gawking I was talking 

And squawking with the Ha Ha man 

So now I think breakfast is the plan 

Are you coming with the Ha Ha man? 

Ha Ha man Ha Ha man ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

(It's a ridiculous concept, and everyone's laughing but me)