I dreamt that you have problems 
That only you can solve
I dreamt that you are not 
A hypochondriac at all

So I tried my best and went right back to sleep

I dreamt that you are funny
And that the joke is on you
I dreamt that you are sunburned
And that gravity has no effect on you

So I tossed and turned and tried my best to sleep

I dreamt that you hate your excuses
And that you are last in line
I dreamt that you wake up before noon
And that you take your precious time

So I tossed and turned and tried my best to sleep