You used to pay a lotta money for a fancy suit

Pay 25 grand for a pair of boots

Disco dancing used to be the in thing

See a phony cowboy try to sing



Cowboy fashion, got my cowboy hat

Levis and vest, I know where it's at

See "Urban Cowboy" again and again

Ride a legless bull 'cos we think we're men



You ain't no cowboy, You're just a clown

If this were the old west, you'd get shot down