Wakin' up at nine

Looks at his paper

Can't deal with what he sees



All the troubled lives

The talk of the ages

He's crawling back to bed



Don't take a walk outside

Don't make any new friends

He's crawling back to bed



You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know what I'm doing

You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know who I'm screwing

You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know what I'm doing

You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know who I'm screwing



Callin' all his friends

He's known 'em for ages

Can't deal with what they say



Connective alibis

Cold and contagious

He's crawling back to bed



So cut off the phone lines

Stock up on water

He's crawling back to bed



You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know what I'm doing

You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know who I'm screwing

You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know what I'm doing

You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know who I'm screwing



You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know what I'm doing

You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know who I'm screwing

You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know what I'm doing

You'd better convince me man

'Cause I, I don't know who I'm screwing



You'd better convince me man

Yessir

You'd better convince me man

Yessir

You'd better convince me man

Yessir

You'd better convince me man