Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, 
Lousy with virginity.
Wont go to bed till I'm leagally wed, 
I can't! 
I'm Sandra Dee! 

Ya watch it, hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way.
Won't come across even, 
Rock Hudson lost, 
His heart to Doris Day.

I don't drink (no! )
Or swear (no! )
I don't rap my hair (no! )
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers! 
Would you pull that crap with Annette
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do, 
You've got your crust I'm no object of lust.
I'm just plain Sandra Dee.

Elvis Elvis let me be! 
Keep that pelvis far from me! 
Just keep your cool, 
Now your starting to drool.
Hey fungoo, I'm Sandra Dee