When I was just a two foot belly button jack
I saved all my money robbin? the penn central track
Cause money was a thing of mine
And I had that thing in my head

But if honey?s just a fling of mine
Why ain?t that fling in my bed

When I grew to be a big boy my pa he got me a bride
I married a girl named bunny had a fanny thirteen feet wide
Cause bunny was a thing of mine
And me and that thing we got wed

But if honey?s just a fling of mine
Why ain?t that fling in my bed

Soon I?m gonna be a big star have nothing but the cream of the crop
And maybe someday I?ll go back to bunny
And say ain?t you proud of this wop

Cause funny fame?s a thing of mine
And I?ll sing that thing till I?m dead
But if honey?s just a fling of mine
Why ain?t that fling in my bed
Oh lord if honey?s just a fling of mine
Why ain?t that fling in my bed.