I hope you'll stay and have a cup of tea

Oh I hope you'll play my monopoly

And I hope you'll do what the others do

You say you'd love me to

Make that cup of tea like I said I would

Make that cup of tea like I know I should

And not to think what the others think

So that when you say you like me

I'll be so overjoyed

I'll take the unemployed

I'll give them all a job

They sure could use one, my God!

Isn't it funny, no

A million out of work is really so good for nothin'

When you think that there should be jobs by the dozen

But as often is the case

Nothing ever seems to take place

And not to think what the others think

So that when I say I like you

You'll say you like me too

You'll say you like me too

That's all