Rico Suave



Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado

Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado

Un joven responsable y siempre bien vestido

Yo no se quien ha mentido



I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope

Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope

My only addiction has to do with the female species

I eat 'em raw like sushi



No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno

Si me enterno, you me enfermo

Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura

No me vengan con ternuras



So please don't judge a book by its cover

There's more to being a latin lover

You got to know how to deal with a woman

That won't let go

The price you pay for being a gigolo



There's not a woman that can handle

A man like me

That's why I juggle two or three

I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit

You pop the question that's it

Haber un, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres

Y la situació allí no muere

No es un delito calmo mi apetito

Con un llanto o un grito



So again don't let my lyrics mislead ya

I don't love you but I need ya

Would you rather have me lie

Take a piece of your pie and say bye

Or be honest and rub your thighs



Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late

I never said I was a prompt date

But you kept persisting that I meet your parents

Huh, they're going to love my appearance



Ding dong el timbre suena

Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena

Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no me para bola

Que se ha creido vieja chola



Go and serve the food mom

Que tengo ambre

If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre

Y usted señor? Why's your chin on the floor?

Cierra la boca por favor



What's this amor, these little huevos?

Esto sí que yo no pruebo



I'm used to good ol' fashioned

Homestyle Spanish cooking

If i try that I'll be puking

Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go

Regresaremos temprano

Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana

Su hija esta en buenas manos