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[Chorus:]

Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker,

Pull-Her-Up-Closer,Slow Romancer,

Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song.



The room is swimmin' with perty women,

But how's a fella supposed to get close to 'em?

The band is rockin, the joint is jumpin',

Mr. Guitar Man let me tell you somethin'.



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I see a redhead, I see a brunnette,

And there's a blonde I love I don't even know yet.

I'm going crazy, you got to save me.

I need a hugger and I don't mean maybe.



[Chorus]



Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker,

Pull-Her-Up-Closer, Get-Next-to-Her,Sweet-Enough-to-Kiss-Her,

Just-a-Little-Softer-So-She-Can-Hear-Me-Whisper, Slow Romancer,

Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song.