Well, I got a bumper sticker

On the back of my truck

There ain't another like it

‘Cause I had it made up

I can tell who's behind me

They give themselves away

Lay on their horn when they read this phrase



Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But, if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk



Me and Friday night go hand in hand

Ice cold beers and a swingin' band

A girl on my arm that won't let go

She caught my little sign about a mile ago



Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But, if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk



Well, just the other day I was cruisin' through town

Sheriff pulled me over, thought I had it now

I rolled down my window, he said with a grin

“I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in.”



Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But, if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk



Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But, if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk

Honk if you honky tonk



I hear ya honkin', yeah

I'm pullin over

Let's honky tonk