How glad a million laddies

From millionaires to caddies

Would be to capture me !

But you had such persitence,

You wore down my resistance :

I fell, and it was swell



You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo

How I won you, I shall never, never know

It's not that you're attractive

but, oh, my heart grew active

When you came into view.



I've got a crush on you, Sweetie pie.

All the day and night-time, hear me sigh

I never had the least notion

That I could fall with so much emotion



Could you coo?

Could you care

For a cunning cottage we could share?

The world will pardon my mush

'Cause I have got a crush, my baby, on you



Could you coo?

Could you care

For a cunning cottage we could share?

Your mush I never shall shush,

'Cause I have got a crush, my baby, on you