See that girl over there? Everyone thinks she's hot
And after a few, you're thinkin' you've got a shot
Well, maybe you do and maybe you don't
But if you strike out there, hoss
And start telling yourself it's her loss

That's just drinkin' thinkin', liquor logic in a can
Your brain cells parted and your body believes you're a superman
That's just drinkin' thinkin' and here's where the trouble starts
The more you drink, the better you think you are

From this stage, and these lights, I see this stuff every night
A guy in a tie will challenge a biker to a fight
Or the karaoke king who gets up to sing
An oldie and hears the applause
And believes he can quit his day job

That's just drinkin' thinkin', liquor logic in a can
Your brain cells parted and your body believes you're superman
That's just drinkin' thinkin' and here's where the trouble starts
The more you drink, the better you think you are

You're getting better all the time

Well, that's just drinkin' thinkin', liquor logic in a can
Your brain cells parted and your body believes you're a superman
That's just drinkin' thinkin' and here's where the trouble starts
The more you think, the better you drink you are
Ah, the bigger and badder, smarter and better looking, you think you are

You better switch to coffee, son