I'm strapped into my bed
And I've got electrodes in my head
My nerves are really bad
It's the best time I've ever had

I'm a sick boy and there's no cure
I'm a sick boy there should be more

But I'm happy the way I am
Like a sardine in a can
People taking notes
People in white coats

I'm a sick boy and there's no cure
I'm a sick boy there should be more, yeah

But I'm happy the way I am
Like a sardine in a can
People taking notes
People in white coats

I'm a sick boy and there's no cure
I'm a sick boy there should be more

I see school girls everywhere
Short skirts and pig-tailed hair
But why must I suffer
For being a gym slip lover?

I'm a sick boy and there's no cure
I'm a sick boy there should be more
I'm a sick boy