Please operator 

Could you trace this call 

Find out where I'm drinkin' 

Which dirty beer hall 

And send a cab driver to call for me here 

No need to define me 

'Cause I ain't all here 



She told me to get lost and thats what I did 

But I've done it so well, I don't know where I hid 

And she swore she'll never see me again 

Hell, I'll never find me in the shape that I'm in 



Please operator 

Could you trace this call 

Find out where I'm drinkin' 

Which dirty beer hall 

And send a cab driver to call for me here 

No need to define me 

'Cause I ain't all here 



Now I had to ask myself if I were me 

If I was out drinkin', just where would I be 

Then I thumbnailed a label and there I appeared 

Hidin' out in the bottle behind a three-day-old beard 



Please operator 

Could you trace this call 

Find out where I'm drinkin' 

Which dirty beer hall 

And send a cab driver to call for me here 

No need to define me 

'Cause I ain't all here 



Now I may be lonely but I'm never alone 

'Cause I've been beside myself since she's been gone 



Please operator 

Could you trace this call 

Find out where I'm drinkin' 

Which dirty beer hall 

And send a cab driver to call for me here 

No need to define me 

'Cause I ain't all here 



Please operator 

Could you trace this call 

Find out where I'm drinkin' 

Which dirty beer hall 

And send a cab driver to call for me here 

No need to define me 

'Cause I ain't all here 



Please operator 

Could you trace this call 

Find out where I'm drinkin' 

Which dirty beer hall 

And send a cab driver to call for me here 

No need to define me 

'Cause I ain't all here