This is just a hypothetical story

Of someone, let's just say it's me

I'd gain acceptance for my murderous ways

By stalking a defenseless prey



If I were a killer, I'd smile just like the boy next door

If I were a killer, I'd say I do it for the poor

If I were a killer, You'd bring me victims more and more

If I were a killer!



Supreme Court would agree to hear my case

And find me innocent of crime

Holding public rallies to incite sympathy

Creative actuality



If I were a killer, I'd hide behind a doctor's door

If I were a killer, I'd scrape you off my office floor