persuit of
 man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons
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 The funkiest  the funkiest
 (8x)
 Check it  all I need's a second to wreck it
 My thoughts are collected for the funk  expect it
 I'm iller than a porno  I got skills like Zoro
 Who's Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow  tomorrow
 Like Ophan Annie  yo it's the uncanny
 Doobie  with bonified funk for your fanny
 Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim
 BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em
 I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana
 So fuck a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer
 I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em
 Yo, step to the Son and I'll fuck you guys up
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 Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk
 I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk
 Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams
 But I freak the style like if I was Handiman
 "Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble"
 'Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble
 Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman
 The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon
 ??? word, the fuckers smell like terds
 'Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird
 Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies
 Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry
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 Breakdown
 Yo son, kick that shit
 Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater
 You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta
 I'll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader
 From here to Madina, like Sarafina
 I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther
 To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya
 The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler
 I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler
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