Can it be true? 

I'll leave it up to you 

That when you're straight 

You're always late 

Cause you only like me when you're stoned 

You only like me when you're off your face 

You only like me when you're stoned 

You only like me when you're off your face 



Never make a sound 

When you're coming down 

Only satisfied 

When you're high 



You can't be blamed 

For the stupid game 

So if you're all alone 

Just pack a cone