Hey Joe, where d'ya find that purdy girly 
Where'd ya get that jolly dolly 
How'd ya rate that dish I wish was mine 

Hey Joe, she's got skin that's creamy dreamy 
Eyes that look so lovey dovey 
Lips as red as cherry berry wine 

Now listen Joe I aint no heel 
But old buddy let me tell you how I feel 
She's a honey she's a sugar pie 
I'm warning you I'm gonna try 
To steal her from you 

Hey Joe, though we've been the best of friends 
This is where that friendship ends 
I gotta have that dolly for my own 

Hey Joe come on lets be Buddy buddies 
Show me you're my palsy walsy 
Introduce that pretty little chick to me 
Hey Joe, quit that waiting hesitating 
Let me at her whats the matter 
You're as slow as any joe can be 

Now come on Joe 
Lets make a deal 
Let me dance with her to see if she is real 
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen 
I tell you face to face I mean to steal 
Her from you 

Hey Joe, we'll be friends until the end 
But this looks like the end my friend 
I gotta have that dolly for my own 
I gotta have that dolly for my own