My left shoe's on my right foot 
My right shoe's on my left 
Oh, listen to me Mimi 
Of reason I'm bereft 

The buttons of my trousers 
Are buttoned to my vest 
Oh, listen to me Mimi 
Mere passion's in my breast 

Am I the guy? 
Mimi, you sunny little honey of a Mimi 
I'm aiming high 

Mimi, you've got me sad and dreamy 
You could free me, if you'd see me 
Mimi, you know I'd like to have 
A little son of a Mimi bye and bye