Make like a Mister Milquetoast 
and you'll get shutout
Make like a Mister Meek 
and you'll get cut out
Make like a little lamb 
and wham you're shorn
I tell you chum  it's time to come 
blow your horn

Make like a Mister Mumbles  
and you're a zero
Make like a Mister Big  
they dig a hero
You've got to sound your "A"  
the day you're born
I tell you chum  
it's time to come  
blow your horn

The taller the tree is  
the sweeter the peach
I'll give you the whole magilla  
in a one word speech  reach

Make like the world's your pudding
but light the brandy
Even the mildest kiss
is a dan-dan-dandy
There'll be no love in bloom
come doomsday morn
I tell you chum
it's time to come
blow your horn

In civilized jungles 
females adore
The lions who come on swinging 
if you want to score 
roar

You can be either read to 
or be the reader
You can be either lead 
or be the leader
Don't wait until you're told 
you're old and worn

Take in some air 
and get your lips puckered
Before you find 
you're simply too tuckered

I tell you chum 
it's time to come 
blow your horn