Think about the epileptic dogs.
Not all the puppies are born so lucky.
Somewhere there's a Golden Retriever.
Who's having a seizure.
Somewhere there's a pup seizing up.
And there's a labrador.
Who's shaking on the floor.
Think about the epileptic dogs.
Send us some money.
To stop these dogs from acting funny.
Send a check in the letter.
And make a setter feel better.
Come on and make a donation.
To save a shaking dalmation.

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