He walk upon the left side
While leaning to the right
Blinded by the bright light
Where grey is black and white - no sight

Clap hands for the media man
He always know what to say
Clap hands for the media man
But does he breathe when the bright lights fade away
Media man - he's a media man

He used to be an acts man
A weaver in the ring
He could have been a tax man
The way he did his thing - with strings

Clap hands for the media man
He always know when to smile
Clap hands for the media man
But watch him laugh when he's crying all the while
Media man - he's a media man

(Instrumental break)

Clap hands for the media man
He always know where to be
Clap hands for the media man
But does he back off when he sees the things he see
Media man - he's a media man

Easy on the eyesight
Compere collar hair
Mass appealing tonsils
Poisoning the air - no fair

Clap hands for the media man
He always know what to do
Clap hands for the media man
But does he think when he has to read the news

Media man - that's right he's a media man

See him push, see him crawl
Watch him rise, watch him fall
The excuse says the parrot in the tree
It's what my public want to see
Media man - media man oh yeah

Clap hands for the media man
He always know when to lie
Clap hands for the media man
But will it add up with a penny on his eye
Media man - he's a media man
That's right
Media man - go through it
Media man - read the news
Media man - voice over
Media man - media man
Media man - compere collar
Media man - beeps
Media man - charming
Media man - media man
Media man - pancake
Media man - gleaming tick
Media man - good guy
Media man - media man
Media man - the profile
Media man - sincere
Media man - the wink
Media man - media man
Media man - the image
Media man - the format
Media man - idiot poor
Media man - media man
Media man - popularity
Media man - rating
Media man - bullshit
Media man - media man
Media man
Media man
Media man
Media man