Hey Mr. Cardiac 

Where's my heart attack? 

I placed my order six hours ago. 

Come on, listen man 

You got to understand 

I got places to meet 

And people to make 

And money to blow 

 

Heyy Mr. Solitaire 

I ain't no Frigidaire 

Don't play the martyr 

Like the rest of those clowns 

Get off your easy chair 

Call Tony Millionaire 

Cause we're going to town 

And you're setting 'em up 

And I'm knocking them down 

 

Hey Mr. Cardiac 

Please can you spare me ten dollars? 

Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac 

I'll pay you on Friday 

But can't you help me with a dime? 

 

Don't tell Chameleon Man 

He never understands 

Sits on his fortune 

And stares at the wall 

Let's hot-wire a Cadillac 

Take it to hell and back 

Let's get away from it all 

You've got her in your hand 

She's got him by the balls 

 

Hey Mr. Cardiac 

Please can you spare me ten dollars? 

Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac 

I'll pay you on Friday 

But can't you help me with a dime? 

 

Little Miss Succubous 

Caught a downtown bus 

Chasing the dragon a quarter to five 

Spare me the tickertape 

Time to negotiate 

Give me the long and the short 

Are you on the inside? 

Is she dead or alive? 

 

Hey Mr. Cardiac 

Please can you spare me ten dollars? 

Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac 

I'll pay you on Friday 

But can't you help me with a dime?