When I saw you at the grocery store

You were sharin a shopping cart with her

And I couldn't turn and run away

I didn't know what to say



You introduced us for the first time

And I had to look her in the eye 

But you could not have imagined my surprise

Can't you see?

You're leaving me...



For an ugly girl



Does she talk about politics?

And all that stuff that used to makes me sick

Does she smoke cigars and stay up late 

Oh she's so great



Does she tell you what you want to hear?

And I bet she could grow a beard

I feel better thinking you were queer

It's not fair

I can't compare...



To an ugly girl

To an ugly girl

Lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalalalala

Lalalalalalala

Lalalalalalalala

Lalalalalala



Hahaha, haha the joke's on me

I feel jealous and I feel mean

She's so nice,That it makes up for her face

There's no way, 

do you have to keep your eyes closed

Do you have to keep the lights down low?

Oh I bet you wish you had a blind fold 

can't you see,

you're leaving me...



For an ugly girl

For an ugly girl

She's an ugly girl

A real ugly girl

Lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala 

She's an ugly girl 

An ugly girl ahh huhhh