I wanna be famous and have my face on TV

I want all my old friends to hate me

I don't wanna be able to walk down the street

In this town I won't be around

And you can read all about my life on the newspaper stand

My agent says you can't call me back but you understand

Hey now I'm famous and it really sucks

Hey now I'm famous can you lend me five bucks

Hey now I'm famous when will this all end

Hey now I'm famous and I need a friend