Your shit's in the wind..

Your shit's in the wind..

Your shit's in the w-ind

and you've got the squirts again.

*6 min guitar solo*

There's corn in it too

you have green poo.

Sing Chorus

*6 min acordian/bagpipe duo*

Chad Bakken's the man

he has sex with his hand

when his shit's in the wind!

When you think your life's over

and your dog is named Rover

and the cop's pulled you over

and you move to Andover

and you're a sloppy whover

your shit's in the wind.

*41 min fat man yodeling solo*