Chorus:

Chinese White is my best friend

take a bong hit, and do it again!

A huge balloon proposed to launch

will be larger than Love.

What's in the news

It's suicide

Tell your thoughts on it

And drink strychnine

(SING CHORUS)

I certify that all my stuff

will accompany my case of duff

And I thank you

and have a nice Journal-free christmas!

(SING CHORUS)

YEAH!