When I was young I did questionable things

My parents and teachers

thaught me quite insane

My priest kneeled me down

and asked me to repent

I said fucker get back

I aint even half bent

They junkyards my playground

I laugh as fools go to church

My parents threw me out cause

I was the Devils work

They singled me out like they once did to Christ

I said if religions so great

Why does it come with a price

They sent me to hell C.O.D.

They sent me to hell cash on delivery

They Sent me to hell C.O.D.

Into the devils arms he was waiting for me

Now I'm an adult it's a new different game

You'll die fast without power or fame

I go in a bar, all the heads turn to look

The regular boys say I came out of a book

The jocks and the rednecks

They just don't understand

Why I won't pay the price

To be in the promised land

The mothers they don't want

Their children near me

So they'll never copy the behavior they see

Now i'm down there looking up Kathys skirt

Trying to grab some nookie

But my fingers get burnt

I run in circles looking for a way out

The devil laughs and turns me into a trout

I look in the mirror and to my suprise

On Tom's forehead is stamped

My utlimate demise

They got me wrapped up

In yesterdays news

I looked down and read how I killed all the jews