Hello everybody I just come to say

Didn't come to stay I just came to play

So lock all the doors and open up the wine

Tell all the babes to stand in line

Drunk and crazy let the good times roll

Way across the room I see a fancy fox

Got the key to open up her lock

So I slide across the florr with my sex appeal

And said hey babe how do you feel

Just about to put my cake in her over

Opened the door and there was her husband

He was seein blue and turnin red

Slapped me down stomped on my head

Got me to the hospital in the nic of time

Had a fractured skill and a busted spine

Doctor came in he could hardly stand

He has a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in hand