Brian:

The sixties brought the hippie breed

And decades later things have changed indeed

We've lost the values but we kept the weed

You've got a lot to see.



The Reagan years have laid the frame

For movies stars to play the Whitehouse game

We're not to far from voting Feldman-Haim 

You've got a lot to see.



The town of Vegas has got a different face

Because it's a family place with lots to do



Where in the fifties a man could mingle with scores

Of all the seediest whores, well now his children can too.



You've heard it from the canine's mouth,

The country's changed, that is except the South, and you'll agree



No one really knows, my dear lady friend,

Just quite how it all will end

So hurry cause you've got a lot to see.



The baldness gene was cause for dread

But that's a fear that you can put to bed

They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head

You've got a lot to see



The PC age has moved the bar, 

A word like "redneck" is a step too far

The proper term is "Country Music Star"

You've got a lot to see



Our flashy cell phones make people mumble gee whiz

Look how important he is, his life must rule

You'll get a tumor but on your sugery day 

The doc will see it and say "wow you must really be cool"



Tom Tucker:

There's lots of things you may have missed



Adam West:

Like Pee Wee and his famous wrist



Clevend:

Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye.



Neil Goldman:

That awesome Thundercats cartoon.



Diane Simmons:

Neil Armstrong landing on the moon.



Meg Griffen:

Neil armstrong wait was he that trumpet guy?



Brian:

So let's go see the USA

They'll treat you right unless you're black or gay or Cherokee

But you can forigve the world and its flaws

And follow me there because

You've still got a hell of a lot to see.

You've got a lot to see.