You'll get chills 

all through your body

and you'll lose

all control

of your bladder 

and your sphincter

thats your butthole



Cause, if you use toad

then I'm tellin you

you can kiss your life goodbye



Yeah when you use toad

it'll mess you up

It'll make your mama cry

thats no lie

you'll choke on your tongue and die



Gotta give it up

(gotta give up the toad now)

its no joke

buddy give it up

(you gotta give up the toad now)

or you'll croak

buddy give it up

(gotta give up the toad now)

and dont smoke 

or you'll see 

it hurts to pee



There'll be blood

gushing from you

everytime that you cough

and forget getting lucky 

it falls off



So you better wise up

cause I'm tellin you

toad is one lando forbids



Gotta give it all up

or your gonna see

your whole life will hit the skids

and your kids

will be born without eyelids



Gotta give it up

(give up the toad now)

(thanks to you)

just give it up

(give up the toad now)

(thanks to you)

give it up

(give up the toad now)



I'm no fool

Landos cool 

YEAH!