Let me tell you about it, stud. 



You'll get chills all through your body 

and you'll lose all control of your bladder 

and your sphincter, that's your bum hole. 



'Cause if you use toad, then I'm telling you... 

You can kiss your life goodbye. 



Yeah when you use toad, 

It will mess you up. 

It will make your mama cry 

That's no lie, 

You'll choke on your tongue and die 



You've got to give it up 

You got to give up the toad now 

It's no joke buddy, give it up 

You got to give up the toad now 

Or you'll croak 

You've got to give it up, 

And don't smoke 

Or you will see, 

It hurts to pee 



There'll be blood, gushing from ya 

Every time that you cough 

And forget getting lucky, 

It falls off 



Yeah you'd better wise up 

'Cause I'm telling you 

Toad is what Lando forbids



Got to give it all up 

Or you're gonna see 

Your whole life will hit the skids 

And your kids will be born without eyelids 



You've got to give it up 

You got to give up the toad now 

Thanks to you 

And just give it up 



(Brian) Give up the toad now 



Thanks to you, Lando 

Give it up 

Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh 

I'm no fool, Lando's cool 

YEAH!!!