Family Guy

Family Guy - All Cartoons Are Fucking Dicks songtekst

Je score:

On Monday I had drinks with Barney Rubble

We hit a couple divy little bars

We noticed there was quite a lovely lady

Sitting at the table next to ours

Now Barney, who was pretty friggin' wasted

Got up and stumbled over with a groan

He said: "Hey, just between us, my neanderthalic penis is as massive as a stegosaurus bone!”



All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks

They get their kicks from being pricks

It's a quirk, we just can't fix

'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks



Meg: “Did Barney really say that?”

Peter: “Oh, yeah! He is a bastard.”

Lois: “Wow!”

Peter: “An-And he really does not give a damn about the feelings of women! Ah, aah.. it's Sad! It's really sad...”

Brian: “Well you think that's bad, listen to this…”



One day I met an ape of great charisma

Magilla the Gorilla was his name

He wore a little hat and matching bowtie

A fashion witch has brought him great acclaim

I said: "What do you see as your career-peak? Of all your many flashy escapades.”

He said: "Well this is funky, but you're looking at the monkey who's responsible for bringing you the AIDS. “



All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks

They get their kicks from being pricks

It's a quirk, we just can't fix

'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks



Peter: “So he's the cold prick?”

Stewie: “I say that is just awful!”

Lois: “Okay, okay! Listen to this little gin…”



I had a conversation at a party

With famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd

He told me I just had to see his rifle

And dropped it at the table with a thud

I said to him: “It's quite a lovely firearm.”

He told me his fiancé likes it to

He said: “This maybe corny but it really gets me horny when I press it to her temple while we screw!”



All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks

They get their kicks from being pricks

It's a quirk, we just can't fix

'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks



Peter: “Aw, God! That is one sick bastard!”

Stewie: “Euw, you're not kidding?”

Brian: “Yeah, that… eeh… that stuff's kinda' against the law to, I think.”

Chris: “Well, I got one that's even worse than that…”



On Friday-night I went to get some candy

Some soda and some chips and other stuff

Along the way I passed a little alley

And there I saw that K-9 called McGruff

I said to him: “Hey! You're that famous crime dog!”

He said:

“I only work from nine to five! And now it's close “ten-ish” and I

got a job to finish ‘cause as you can see this hooker's still alive!”



All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks

They get their kicks from being pricks

It's a quirk, we just can't fix

'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks



Meg: “That's awful!”

Stewie: “Uh! Imagine McGruff beating up hookers!”

Peter: “He is a dick… He is a DICK!”

Stewie: “Yes, yes! He's a nasty Cartoon, but I can top that… Listen to this!”



One day as I was strolling through the forest

I happened on some mushroom covered turf

And there from underneath a patro-fungus

Emerged the one and only Papa Smurf

He said: “This is our secret mushroom village!”

I said: “Then I'm the first to see these views?”

He said: “I'm only kidding, ‘cause we only keep it hidden from the Asians, Adams, Faggots, Blacks and Jews!”



All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks

They get their kicks from being pricks

It's a quirk, we just can't fix

'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks



Lois: “That Papa Smurf sounds like a monster!”

Stewie: “Oh, he's a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and homophobe, and do you know what I did when I got home?”

Brian: “What?”

Stewie: “I called up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!”



[LAUGHTER]



Peter: “That's sweeeeet…”

Meg: “Can I go next?”

Lois: “Of course, sweetie!”

Meg: “One day I met a…-”

Peter: “Holy crap! Look who's here, it's Jason Alexander!”

JA: “Hey, Cartoon-haters!”

Meg: “B-but I was supposed to go next!”

Lois: “Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander wants to talk!”

JA: “I couldn't help overhearing what you were talking about and I agree. Cartoons are real fucking assholes!”

Brian: “Yeah, that's sorta' what we've been trying to communicate.”

JA: “Well, get a load of this!”

Peter: “(Laughing) He said load!!”

Lois: “(Laughing) I know! I heard!”



I once met Scooby-Doo at a première bash

He looked a little haggard and he stunk

He said: “The trouble started last December. When Daphne made a pass while she was drunk.”

And now he's got a child out of wedlock

It's dealing his career a fatal blow

I asked him: “Where's the baby?”

He said: “Jason, buddy, maybe now you see why fuckin' Scrappy's gotta go!”



All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks

They get their kicks from being pricks

It's a quirk, we just can't fix

'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks



Peter: “Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and Daphne?”

JA: “Shocking isn't it?”

Peter: “Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap this up?”



[CHOIR SINGING]



So let us now leave you with one suggestion

A bit of wisdom you can take for free

‘Cause the Micky's and the Goofy's and the Daffy's

Are not the gentle souls they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester catches Tweety

Or Tom has got poor Jerry in a fix

(He's in a fix!)

Sit back and just observe it;

‘Cause the little shits deserve it

FOR ALL CARTOONS ARE FUCKIN' DICKS!



Stewie:

“So! When do we get to the ‘off-color' part of the album?”
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