Norm:



(Playing jazzy number)



I'm a swinging G-E-N-I-E

Huh?  Hey

Let me tell you 

what that spells to me

When I'm shoved in a lamp, 

it's cold and damp, man!

My wishing power stops

at three

And that's pretty dang

annoying to me

I want that crazy power

you fairies got

To grant those wishes 

that you grant a lot

Hey!

To give each and every child

a great big smile

To me this means a lot

It ain't no evil plot.



[Chorus]



Gimme the wand, and you'll all see

Gimme the wand, your fairy, I'd be

Gimme the wand

Da-do-da-dee

I'll make you a natural blond,

if you give me the wand

(Shoo-doop-shoo-be-do-wah)

(snake charmer music playing)



Cosmo:



I'm a...

Oh, hang on.

F-A-I-R-Y

We did our very best 

for this bucktoothed guy

(Shoop-bah-doo-bap-

dooby-doo-wah!)

That vest-wearing slob

He may want

our job



Norm:



Well, duh



Cosmo:



But give us 

One more try

You really can't deny



Cosmo and Norm:



Give us the wand,

we'll have a ball

(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)



Norm:



Give me the wand



Wanda:



He'll enslave you all!

(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)



Cosmo and Norm:



Give us the wand

a-do-doo-dow

(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)

We really hope

you all respond

Come on, give us the wand

And set me free

(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)

Give us the wand

And hear our plea

Give us the wand,

a-doo-dah-dee

Don't let yourself be conned

Now give us the wand.

(music ends)