Timmy: Xmas day is here once more



Wanda: Gifts and love and joy galore



Cosmo: A special day that wipes the floor



Timmy+Cosmo+Wanda: With the other 364



Timmy: I wish everyday could be Xmas

'cause Santa brings gifts every year;

He's reading my list

He's feeding the deer

He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here



I wish everyday could be Xmas

'cause every other holiday reeks;

New Year's Day's for mom and dad

The Easter bunny's eggs smell really bad

Valentine's Day always makes me sad



Dad: 'cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend



Timmy: What?



Cosmo+Wanda: I wish everyday could be Xmas

'cause nice fairies get their rewards



Wanda: I got pudding, I got slacks



Cosmo: I got all my back hair waxed



Wanda+Cosmo: Santa grants wishes while we relax



Cosmo: And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend



Timmy: Stop that!



Timmy: There's just no other day like Xmas

My family stays here, it's real cool

Just me, mom and dad

I'm so very glad

There's no Vicki, no Vicki, no school



Cosmo: ...and no Vicki



Timmy: Right!



Timmy: I wish everyday could be Xmas

And I guess the best gift of all

My parents stay home to say:



Mum+Dad: "We love you, Noggy"



Dad: Mine!



Timmy: Wouldn't Xmas each day be the coolest of all

I wish it were Xmas

How I wish it were Xmas

I wish it were Xmas each day.