(Up-tempo swing music playing)



Timmy is an average kid

that no one understands

Mom and Dad and Vicky

always giving him commands



Vicky:

Bed Twerp!



Doom and gloom

up in his room

Is broken instantly

By his magic little fish

who grant his every wish

'Cause in reality...



... They are his oddparents

Fairly Oddparents



Wanda:

Wands and wings



Cosmo:

Floaty crowny things



Oddparents

Fairly Oddparents



Really mod, pea pod, 

buff bod, hot rod



Timmy:

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose,  guava juice, 

giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake



Oddparents

Fairly Oddparents

It flips your lid when you're 

the kid with Fairly Oddparents



Vicky: Yeah right

(Bop!)