Have no money but I have a plan

Not so funny I gotta scam

Home cooked meals are not for me

I gotta eat out tonight, can't you see

Jack in the Box, Dairy Queen, Pizza Hut, Burger King, Taco Bell, 7-11, Foster Freeze, Baskin Robbins

I'm on a fast food diet, I need that greasy diet

On a fast food diet, maybe you should try it

Mom works late so she won't cook

She wants me to read the recipe book

Shine that mom, give me some money

Betty Crocker's way too funny.