its a dirtydirtydirty song

write it down, wont take you long

a priceless little monologue

with priceless little dialogue

i really need to see you now

here tonight i dont know how

..long i'll take to get it on

but girl i need to get it on

when you've had hardcore

you cant have soft-core

when you've had triple xxx

you cant have nothing else



oh, images upon the screen

obtuse, acute or just obscene

sell it to the people while

the ladies sweat the boys still smile

a dirtydirtydirty song

cant you tell the right from wrong

a dirtydirtydirty song

the fever grips me all night long



when you've had hardcore

you cant have soft-core

when you've had triple xxx

you cant have nothing else



oh girl im sick of watching this shit from 3am till 4am each day 

i cant believe the evil scenes that have become our evil ways 

now dont you touch the humble TV we're staying in and its staying on 

oh see these girls just sweet 16 but they fuck like theyre 21



when you've had hardcore

you cant have soft-core

when you've had triple xxx

you cant have oh

nothing else